AI roast studio · now in beta

Your life.
Roasted.

Drop in your profile text. Get the brutally funny read. Walk away with one glow-up move your future self will actually use.

You choose what to share Takes about 60 seconds

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Your resume says “self-starter.”

Your alarm says “liar.”

Glow-up move

Write tomorrow's first task before you log off. Make “self-starter” less of a fictional character.

Same chaos. Higher standards.

Roast-Back ready@friend

The Roast-Back loop

Laugh first.
Glow up after.

No generic chatbot energy. One funny read, one real next move, and a friend-sized reason to come back.

01
Paste your chaos
A bio, resume, dating profile, or whatever public-facing copy has been humbling you lately.
02
Choose the heat
Pick playful, spicy, or scorched. You are always in control of the vibe.
03
Relay the damage
Send a Roast-Back invite. Your friend submits theirs, then the battle card drops.

Built to stay funny

You set the intensity and share only pasted text. RoastRelay is here for the punchline—not to be weird, personal, or mean for sport.

Roast intensity

Spicy

Playful

Spicy

Scorched

Pasted profile text stays the whole story. No account connections required for the MVP.

Same chaos. Funnier you.

Your first roast starts with text you already have. The glow-up is included.